Atheist presents Hayden Christensen Day
I first met Hayden about 18 months ago – he was in his bedroom engaging in autoerotic asphyxiation. Having seen Hayden’s charisma-free and asexual performance in ‘Attack of the Clones’ some time previously, I was surprised that he could be such a dirty boy. I was immediately intrigued. Sadly, Hayden was trapped in a Prime Time TV movie and was thus unable to reveal those things he so clearly wanted to show me. Still, we passed a pleasant-enough couple of hours together and since then we’ve kept in touch. It’s always nice to hear from Hayden, although I’ve been disappointed by his continued prudishness. The most he’s shown me is a quick peak at his torso – a disappointment, to tell you the truth; he’d put on too much muscle. But maybe things are looking up. Hayden said he’d agreed to be tied up and tortured by a serial killer for his latest film. I’m sure you’ll all agree this is an excellent career move (although I hear on the grape-vine there’ll be no nudity involved). I keep telling Hayden he needs to lighten up and cut loose but he just laughs and tells me well that’s the whole point – if he showed me I’d probably lose interest. Hayden’s not as vapid as he looks, so I guess he’s got a point.
Anyway, for those of you who haven’t yet had the chance to appreciate the full beauty of Hayden, here’s a few teasers:
Anyway, for those of you who haven’t yet had the chance to appreciate the full beauty of Hayden, here’s a few teasers:

3 Comments:
atheist this is so brilliant I don't know why you don't want to share more!
I insist you not only don't delete but give us a sample!
It is fiction right!?
Hi everyone!
Anyway, enough with happiness...
In response to stuff Katsim said before about UK porn bans, here is some stuff that scared me as an artist,...this happened to an art student in UK,
so much for a privledged/protective sphere of "art".
I dont mean to scare with this, but to start a conversation as to how to beat this bullshit.
Full text cuz I dunno how to make a link,,,
UK man faces jail over 'made-up' child porn images
Ken Kennedy says,
A computer expert in Great Britain has been told to “be prepared, at least, for a prison sentence”. His crime? He scanned photographs of adult porn stars into his computer, and photomanipulated them to reduce the size of their breasts and add schoolgirl costumes. Again...pictures *of adults* photoshopped. No actual children involved, and no one is asserting otherwise.
He pled guilty after being told "a pseudophotograph of a child is defined as an image, whether made by computer graphics or otherwise, which appears to be that of a child. Such an image is treated in law as showing a child even if some of the physical characteristics are those of an adult. "
At an earlier court hearing, even the judge the analogy of a “tarts and vicars” party...would photos from women at such an event be considered child pornography?
(Note: I originally found the link from a Second Life member's blog where they were discussing related issues as they are related to Second Life. A notable quote from that blogpost: I can't help thinking that his offence pales into insignificance next to the sort of activity that happens in SL. )
Link to UK Times story. Another interesting snip from that piece: computer forensic analyst Ray Savage, with the Cleveland police department -- "These images can be as crude as someone having pasted a cut-out of a child’s head on to an adult’s photo."
just wanted to say i love this. v.kool.
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